Saturday night is the Fundraiser for BIZ, a project to raise $$$'s for the small businesses that are hurting due to the collapse of the 35W bridge. The Onion and my daughter thought a singles Auction would be fun...funnier if mom entered to be bid on...okay, it IS funny.
Everyone I have asked to be in it, except Dollface, have said the exact same thing. "What if no one wants to buy me?"
It doesn't matter how old, how young, how gorgeous, what gender...the same damned thing...
So, I say this. I am funny. I am smart. I am sexy as hell. I can pay for my own dinner. Liberal? yep...Political? yes yes...great company? you betcha...
$200, what the hell, I'm so worth it and so's the cause.
SHOW ME THE MONEY!
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