What I'm worth on the open market

ASSessments are wierd...frickin wierd

First thing the psychologist says to me is, "you know whyb you're here, right?" I say, " I think so..."

He says, " It's all about what you are worth on the Open Market so he can pay youn less...don't play games and I will be objective...just so ya know, you got a damned good attorney. Good for you."

The tests began, lots and lots of them...eight hrs worth. one lady cried thru all of them...I wanted to cry for her.

But I learned this:
Damn, I got skillz with doll puzzles, animal puzzles, bookkeeping, filing, answering telephones too!!! I fuckin rule those skilz!! Swear!

I might even be smart enough to run a coffeeshop...waiting for the verdict from the test results....

As to rubik cube type puzzles, I suck in a way even I couldn't believe...waiting to hear what the guy says re my Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory...maybe I'm not that crazy...hmmm...I REALLY REALLY PROMISE I DO NOT HEAR VOICES OR THINK YOU ARE TRYING TO POISON ME...HONEST.



Update from the Phd on thursday, next....I'll let ya know...