lions and cougars and beers...oh my!

lions and cougars and beers..oh my!
Current mood: pirate
Category: amused Automotive

A pick-up complete with a stuffed half- lion is apparently the best chick magnet ever.
No foolin' Saw it with my own eyes. Sat on a perfect summer night on the 331's patio and watched the parade of beauties ready to jump...cameras in hand...into the hands of whoever owned the lion and to the arms of his wing-man too!
then, the best cougar attack of all time...no shit! "I'm a big game hunter," she said. "I'm so deadly, they make me wear a bell." Oh fuckin A., i thought now here's a game..."May I please take a picture for a friend. I wouldn't dream of just climbing in without permission."
Freud would have snapped his pencil! I sat open-mouthed, in total AWE. Doll face, R went to the truck to let her take pics...I told his friend..S. J...."Now that's a PRO cougar." I was laughing my ass of tho cuz they didn't bite. I really think R didn't see it coming, excuse the pun... Still, I wanted to bow down in admiration for the most golden approach ever, adapted to a rare and quite specific situation. Genius!!!

Gentlemen. I bow to you first, tho. You were fun, sweet, irreverent and the best company I've experienced with men in ages! I can promiseyou that I'll be dragging my tired, road-trip burnt ass to your 3rd ever freakshow with friends in tow, because
I can't imagine a better group of "soft on the inside" hard on the outside, smart-sweet asses who adore fine old rides and intelligent funnyn women.

A toast to both of you! To summer nights, laughter, hot classic cars and good conversation Slante!

May you always see a cougar coming, and may that sweet tattered half-lion get you where you want to go!

God save us from the candy-van...tho i'm excited to actually see the scary thing. Funny!