Calling all female politicos..and of course the people who love them...
Let us this day, start a new party, based not on issues or platforms, but on female anatomy...
Let us base this new party on one single(okay, technically two) qualification: breasts and ovaries...do we have them and will they be attractive enough to lure voters?
Let us declare bad suits and homely sturdy shoes the uniform of the party...
( we can begin to think of our logo based on pretty shards of glass...
Question! Does it matter if we care about the war, the economy, the constitution, education, the environment? I posit that that would be dangerous to the development of the Party...too controversial?
Observation: McCain's selection seems to make ethics, constitution, war environment, health care, economy and educatio, among other things, inconsequential...
As a new party, do we want to follow suit? or, just the bad suit?
Breasts and Ovaries, Unite!
I don't think the B. and O.
name is quite right,,,suggestions?
Thanks for your time...
Mary, 34D, double ovaried
Founder and Mother
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