Oh Sarah Palin...Oh Michelle Bachmann... I may not live in the right, real part of America...I might not ride snowmobiles or own 6 guns or 7 houses...
I might not have gotten pregnant and quickie married to remedy that...I do not play the Flute or even myself on SNL...I have not married a gayish man who dresses me like a human Barbie, then watched silently as he denies his genetics and then shames all who are not ashamed to be gay...
I have not bullied my way to power thru the PTA/Hockey Mom thing (tho I could have...)
I have not publically groped George Bush as he walked past me in the aisle, nor would I ask for a media investigation of anyone in the house or senate who disagrees with me...
I guess I'm just one fucking big failure as an American woman...but ladies, hear this: My standards are a little different...Let's start with your own gender-sterotypical selves...
My high-heels are sexier than yours.
My boobs are bigger.
My brain is more developed.
And get this...I actually have a heart...a real live bleeding liberal, kind and compassionate one...I have a heart...neither of you seem to.
Maybe you can buy one at Walmart. I hear they are super cheap there.
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